Friday, June 27, 2008
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ok didn't blog last bookout. anyway, shall try to remedy with this post instead.
for the un-informed, in air force, PIGS = Punishment Involving General Stupid. when told to 'take pigs', you basically contribute 50 cents to the wing fund which will be used at the end of course for dinners/chalets etc...
*in classroom during lecture. my bunkmate james gives me a hard slap on the back which is rather noisy*
instructor: eh, what's that noise?
james: oh sir, it was me.
instructor: you trying to play a fool or what? take 2 pigs.
james: sir, it was because shermon was feeling sleepy.
instructor: ok, shermon you take 2 pigs as well.
me: !!!
*during visit to this geylang old folks home as part of CIP, our wing warrant officer warrant lester discovered this wheel used by the elderly to cure their boredom*
warrant lester: *spinning the wheel*
us: sir, what are you doing?
warrant lester: practising for the future.
*in the simulator while going through an exercise*
me: separation one-zero.
instructor: you do not say one-zero. you say it in full, like separation ten.
me: yes sir.
*5 secs later*
me: separation one-zero.
instructor: remember, it's separation ten. another time and i will give you 2 pigs.
me: yes sir.
*10 secs later*
me: separation one-zero.
instructor: ok that's 2 pigs.
*5 secs later*
me: separation one-five.
instructor: ok now you take 4 pigs -.-'
*during dinner after some delibrately obfuscating and annoying over-scientific talk by me*
james: shermon, you are a major turn-off to girls.
shermon: sorry, i can't beat you. colonel turn-off, sir.
*after 2.4 run on wednesday*
cpt foo: so sharrvesh, how's ur 2.4?
sharrvesh: bad. i was slacking the first 3 rounds. then i felt like shitting so i had to run slightly faster for the last 3 rounds and went straight to toilet after that.
cpt foo: so what's your timing?
sharrvesh: 9:35
shermon blogged @ 11:23 pm
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