Tuesday, May 23, 2006
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Saw this post in an online forum. There was this retard that started this thread 'Anyone dare 2 share ur sex or masturbate xperiences????'. There was this cool dude who posted this reply. He reminded me of wang.
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That post is written by something that is so stupid, if I took its tiny brain and rolled it down the edge of a razor blade, it would be like a lone car going down a six lane highway. You should offer your posting style to hospital operating theatres as a highly-effective alternative to unconsciousness-inducing medications.
I suppose I should have some sympathy for your handicap. You are obviously paralyzed from the neck up. I understand what you are trying to say, even though you obviously don't. However, I'll consider letting you have the last word if you guarantee it will be your last. I suggest you need Mark Twain's advice; "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."
What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or interesting to read? Genius does what it must, talent does what it can, and you had best do what you're told, you dyslexic lobotomy patient. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking
mental midget if you weren't intellectually slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through a vat of chunky peanut butter; if your weren't so grossly fat that you have to put your belt on with a boomerang, or if you didn't have a face that makes people ask: "Damn, is it Halloween already?" Nah, of course you would.
In future, wake up the dozy peglegged hamster operating that wheel-powered brain of yours before you start typing.
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LOL!
Saw this quote from another thread. It was talking about the similarity between Buddhism and Christianity.
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Living Buddha, Living Christ
-- Thich Nhat Hanh
Quoted from "Living Buddha, Living Christ" by Thich Nhat Hanh
To me, religious life is life. I do not seee any reason to spend one's whole life tasting just one kind of fruit. We human beings can be nourished by the best values of many traditions. (p.2)
It is good that an orange is an orange and a mango is a mango. The colors, the smells, and the tastes are different, but looking deeply, we see that they are both authentic fruits. Looking more deeply, we can see the sunshine, the rain, the minerals, and the earth in both of them...If religions are authentic, they contain the same elements of stability, joy, peace, understanding, and love. The similarities as well as the differences are there. They differ only in terms of emphasis. Glucoise and acid are in all fruits, but their degrees differ. We cannot say that one is a real fruit and the other is not. (p194-195).
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This makes me go into deep thought.
shermon blogged @ 11:01 am
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